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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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