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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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