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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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