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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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