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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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