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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.