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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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