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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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