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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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