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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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