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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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