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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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