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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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