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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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