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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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