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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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