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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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