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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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