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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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