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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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