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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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