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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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