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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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