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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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