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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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