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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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