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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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