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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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