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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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