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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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