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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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