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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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