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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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