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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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