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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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