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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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