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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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