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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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