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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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