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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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