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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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