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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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