Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.