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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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