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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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