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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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