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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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