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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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