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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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