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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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