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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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