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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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