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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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