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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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