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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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